January 2011
170 posts
i am unhappy
This is it...
well buddy mate my friend you are probably the 2nd funniest boy in my life (first is josh law so dont take offence cos u no he is impeccable lol) so its hard to choose a specific time that you have been the funniest!!!!!!!!!! that said, i thoroughly enjoyed it when: you texted albert to say we would arrive at his house by pegasus’ smo…oth snout, you convulsed with disgust at...
Day 9: How old do you think you act? Explain.
I don’t think I act a specific age but I think I’m mature enough to understand when and when not to stop, to make concious decisions based on a right choice, to get into Lloyds bar and I think, just generally, I’m sensible.
Day 8: If you could live anywhere, where would you...
At the moment, I’m just about to leave to go travelling in the great outdoors of India so I’m very much keeping my options open for where I want to be and where I want to end up… For now I’m quite happy not having a clue and just wanting to travel and actually experience life out outside of the little bubble of Somerset/England then I think I will be able to say.
I am angry
It’s 4:07am and my neighbours, who, I thought seemed like nice friendly people who were just living their lives, have decided to invite a fair few absolute fucking wanker women, whose voices are cackling disgraces of English diction, who are shouting, screaming, swearing and laughing so loud that they may as well be inside my bedroom and holding a jet engine to my face. I am tempted to go...
I really want Saff and Mary and Kate to be in my bedroom tonight again oifeowiniowqnioqwdiowqnoqnwqio
the ballad of me & my friends: aw, last night was... →
kateyrose:
aw, last night was real real good. I spent the day with my two friends saff/matt - THREE FRIENDS ALWAYS FIGHTING NEVER RESTING - running errands until we got bored of that at about five and started drinking and watching pokemon. we played “alphabets” which was just an endurance challenge of…
Best part of this whole thing “Mary and her bro are picking me up at...
hmmf
Happy, writing away in my little chamber of space with the sound of nothing but endless exciting thoughts and a cup of tea.
Kill the peasants Ben...
I had a dream last night where I was walking down by a riverbank near Rita’s old house in London and there were two shady, chav-looking fellows walking behind me and creeping up slowly. When they had finally reached me, one took position in front of me and the other behind and they started screaming and shouting at me for my money etc and then one of them got oout a pen knife and I was like...
Day 7: Do you read? If so, what are your three...
I’ve never really been a big reader, and I wouldn’t call myself a dedicated one now but Saff gave me a book called “Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close”, by Jonathon Safran Foer, and I haven’t quite read anything like it. Everything is amazing about it from the way it has been written, the narration of 9 year old Oskar and the emotionally gripping storyline.. The way...
Day 6: Name five things from your wishlist
i dont want wishes i jus want luff and affection an 2 be married!!!!!!!!!!! lol
Day 5: At what age were you the happiest?
I think there are two main periods of my life where I was peaking happiness and they would have been from age 14 to 15, whilst going to Bloxham School in Oxfordshire, A REAL NICE PLACE I SWEAR IT! And from the age of 15 to early 18… I know it’s basically a continuous time period but they are both largely seperated parts of my life. Being at Bloxham, which was a close communitised...
Day 4: If you could chose a time period to be born...
I’m not sure whether this means a period of past time or an era or a time within a day or what not but if it means what I think it means, I would have liked to have been born in the mid 80’s because looking back at what the 80’s and earlier 90’s were, I would have liked to have lived through the majority of the 90’s and remember how cool it was! Looking back at old...
I am KNACKERED. I rose at half 7am to go to work in the darkness of the morn’, I worked alone ALL day whilst it was completely dead in Scrubway and I finished about 10 minutes ago a walked out of the building to darkness once again. I WILL NEVER WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS DAY TO MY FUTURE CHILDREN THIS DAY WAS CRAP!
Can’t wait to start writing
I find the map and draw a straight line Over rivers, farms, and state lines The distance from ‘A’ to where you’d be It’s only finger-lengths that I see -
Argen Maillson is amazing Mary Flewitti is amazing Ollie Smythe is amazing Sabine Shwab is amazing niodancxiandonas I am pissde
Mine and Ollie’s amazing song that we made...
Anonymous asked: What would be your ideal flavour lube and why?
me and maz sitting in my room drinking cider and wine, getting pissed real soon we’re watching digimon and laughing lots laughing at the ins and outs just made a toad
LAST NIGHT WAS SO AVERAGE!!!!!
More than average friends drinking average amounts of averagely volumised alcohol in my average home, average, but slightly cold weather to walk to Lloyds with, average amounts of people that are seen day in- day out in Minehead, average amount of money spent, average time to leave and go home, slightly better than average cheesy chips and a pot of ketchup and a half comfortable sleep on the sofa...
Anonymous asked: Do you miss Oliver Smythe?
OH RUBY RICE.
jack black is so talented i wish i could be him. i wish i could be there with him, holding his hand, supporting him through thick and thin, through better and worse, for better and worse i just love him. his smile, his eyes, his belly, his legs, his laugh fills the room like helium inside a heart shaped bastins’ balloon FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PLEASE GIVE ME JACK WHITE…BLACK. BLACK NOT...
i am matt and i am cool (and...
brianbutterfield asked: MATT GROVE DO YOU KNOW IF DAWN LAW/ALLY LAW WILL BE RETURNING HOME FROM THE BREAK DOWN ANY TIME SOON IF NOT IS SAFF THERE AND DOES SHE?!??!??!?!?!!!?!!?!?
Day 2: What is your stance on religon? Would you...
Religion is something that HAS to be there because of faith, belief and something that drives and motivates the people who follow. Personally I do not believe in any religion or religious myths but I stand by some of the meanings, tales and messages sent through lots of different religions and don’t shun religious believers. ALTHOUGH as with anything, including things such as addictive...
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